"See, I never even knew you could get drunk. I mean, seems like it'd be different with all different types of things, don't it?"

I sniff at that, "I am not drunk!" Of course, that is not quite truth so I look at him sideways, "I am just not quite sober." Of course, I cannot keep my expression so and start laughing. It is certainly not giggling...I hope.

"Teach me something I can say to Samuel if he gives me trouble."

Nod at that, it sounds very useful. "Urusai means 'shut up!', it is quite rude. Or imi imishe kuso for eat fucking shit." I lower my voice at that last. "Jigoku e ike, go to hell, is also very useful."