She confirms we're in the right place, mentioning that she can hear her daughter. That's a handy little trick. Wonder if she's thought of how handy that can actually be.

"I was trying to be good, you know I was... but he's such an ass!"

I laugh, "You caught him in one of his more amicable moods. You're lucky he let you out at all, pretty little thing like you could prove useful in many ways." Though I know I'll never hear the end of being bested by her.

I roar with laughter over her shock my nudity. "The Whore of Satan embarrassed by the sight of a cock? Juno's CUNT I've been away for far too long!" Continuing to laugh, I wave my hand at the mention of her coat, "Eh, a coat, a hat, a favor.... so many things to be repaid." The thought of a leather trench coat sacrificed to Zeus in trade for his son makes me roar with laughter again. "We shall have to remember to bring him a matching vest and breeches next time. Oh! and a squeak toy for the mutt! Perhaps a fruit basket as well?"

Lugh would have loved this. Hopefully he wasn't too busy banging the fairy folk and missed it. "So aside from new found prudishness, anything else I should know?" I ask, laughter dying down to a smirk.