This is just ridiculous. Iago trying to be helpful at this point is like trying to swat a fly with a picnic table. Pinch the bridge of my nose as the drunken school teacher leans on the drunken bartender, but I have to admit...

this is rather funny, too. There was a comedy trio a long time ago... Manny, Moe and Jack?

"Went to the 'Chapel..." Annnnnnnnnd we're down. "Gimme... gimme a minute..."

I am laughing as I walk over and offer the man my hand. "I've heard long visits at the Whitechapel may have adverse effects..." As I lean over and my hand extends, my laughter fades away. Something's off...

"I don't smell alcohol on you."